Squat, Don’t Sit.

L of Death Note, squatting as usual

Once more, this proves we are slaves to social conditioning. Because sitting languidly on a “throne” was deemed more civilized than the ways of crude native folk, we have embraced it as the proper way to sit.

If you have ever felt, as many, many people do, that after you have evacuated, there is still something left, here is the reason:

The anal canal is UNSTRAIGHTENED when seated. Bowel evacuation when seated results frequently in OBSTRUCTIVE CONSTIPATION…Adopt a relaxed, FULL SQUAT POSTURE and the anal canal STRAIGHTENS.

So that’s why L sits like that.

It goes beyond constipation, though, as, detailed at Nature’s Platform. And among the experts on the subject is a certain Dr. Alexander Kira:

…While we regard the use of the water closet as natural, we represent only a relatively small percentage of the world’s population, and a percentage that may be said, in an absolute sense, to be wrong, insofar as we have allowed civilization to interfere with our biological functioning.


Found another “don’t get a job” post too. “Companies pay you for your time, not for the value you produce.” I don’t think that’s true all the time, but that’s why I don’t understand web designers and similar freelancers that charge by the hour.

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